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How can I best serve your needs? My current offering lies in ministerial and officiant services in Minnesota and Wisconsin: weddings, funerals, rites of passage, prison ministry, and guest speaking. I hold three ordinations: Minister of the Universalist Life Church, Minister of the Church of the Seven Planes, and Priest of the Temple of Adrastos (Triskellion Wicca). My services can be tailored to non-denominational spiritual practices or Wiccan, depending on your spiritual and ceremonial needs. I also speak on topics that offer tools for self mastery and personal transformation, providing a guide for spiritual leadership in our communities. (See the hire page for rates and contact info.)
While you are here, why not check out the galleries of my previous performance work? My passion for speaking has led me down many roads less traveled, but they've always followed the Goddess in service to transformation.....
Blessed Be.
How can I best serve your needs? My current offering lies in ministerial and officiant services in Minnesota and Wisconsin: weddings, funerals, rites of passage, prison ministry, and guest speaking. I hold three ordinations: Minister of the Universalist Life Church, Minister of the Church of the Seven Planes, and Priest of the Temple of Adrastos (Triskellion Wicca). My services can be tailored to non-denominational spiritual practices or Wiccan, depending on your spiritual and ceremonial needs. I also speak on topics that offer tools for self mastery and personal transformation, providing a guide for spiritual leadership in our communities. (See the hire page for rates and contact info.)
While you are here, why not check out the galleries of my previous performance work? My passion for speaking has led me down many roads less traveled, but they've always followed the Goddess in service to transformation.....
Blessed Be.
Just Bea
What do you do?
Is a loaded gun
It attempts to define this one
by the sum
of hours for dollars
times titles and degrees
And while I could tell you all of those things
They don't begin to define ME
I have as many hats as I do rhymes
Spinning a web of truth,
Speaking in paradigms
They call me:
Chaotic, hypnotic, erotic, shamanic
A songstress, poetess, vocalitic catalyst
But sometimes simply B
And this is the essence of my paradoxical reality
Embodying Be in a doing world
unleashing my words, heart unfurled
Reigning queen of the double entendre
THIS IS an original drama
A non sequitor act of divine grace
Distilling the blue from the sky with my face
a meta-euphoric weaver
possessing dreams from the ethers
always live, untelevised, unscripted, and improvised
Devising lip services and hip shooters
Hard knocks was my tutor
a self-taught diction looter
graduated master of criminal integrity
I am a priestess in the order of
Being Bea
Allegedly.
At least that's what I've been saying behind my back
and now that you know where I am at
what difference does my economic condition make
when words are words and titles are fake
Simply put,
What I am doing is time
In service to emphasis and rhyme
Blessing hearts and feeding minds
Exclusively, ridiculously, gratuitously, and intentionally
Attempting to Just Bea
Is a loaded gun
It attempts to define this one
by the sum
of hours for dollars
times titles and degrees
And while I could tell you all of those things
They don't begin to define ME
I have as many hats as I do rhymes
Spinning a web of truth,
Speaking in paradigms
They call me:
Chaotic, hypnotic, erotic, shamanic
A songstress, poetess, vocalitic catalyst
But sometimes simply B
And this is the essence of my paradoxical reality
Embodying Be in a doing world
unleashing my words, heart unfurled
Reigning queen of the double entendre
THIS IS an original drama
A non sequitor act of divine grace
Distilling the blue from the sky with my face
a meta-euphoric weaver
possessing dreams from the ethers
always live, untelevised, unscripted, and improvised
Devising lip services and hip shooters
Hard knocks was my tutor
a self-taught diction looter
graduated master of criminal integrity
I am a priestess in the order of
Being Bea
Allegedly.
At least that's what I've been saying behind my back
and now that you know where I am at
what difference does my economic condition make
when words are words and titles are fake
Simply put,
What I am doing is time
In service to emphasis and rhyme
Blessing hearts and feeding minds
Exclusively, ridiculously, gratuitously, and intentionally
Attempting to Just Bea
